O Lord It’s Hard to be Humble (A Story of Being a Razorback Fan)

19 11 2008

Friday night started with me at the very first ever Arkansas Razorback ice hockey home game versus Vanderbilt, and at the very moment I walked through the door I asked my party, “Do we call the Hogs here?”  Legitimate question, right?  While calling the Hogs is associated with the university as a whole, in this area we’re not accustomed to sports that are more prominent in East/West Coast schools like hockey, rowing, wrestling, etc.  What do we know here besides football and basketball?  To be fair, fans here don’t know much about baseball (let me paint a picture: Razorback and Naturals baseball fans don’t know that when it’s the bottom of the ninth and we’re trailing by a run, it’d be a good thing to get on your feet and rally your team on; since they don’t, you can chalk up a loss in the L column).  Furthermore, this team started as a club – meaning there wouldn’t be any cheerleaders or band members.  The fans DEFINITELY wouldn’t know when to start to cheer, let alone know when to call the Hogs.  

But regardless of everything, the game didn’t happen as Vanderbilt decided not to show on time and I was heading back to Fayetteville to go to our first ever start-of-the-2008-season basketball game against Southeastern Louisiana.  I arrived with 9 minutes left in the first half to meet up with two of the guys, Austin and Kinney, with our team down by 10 points.  Here I could find my relief to the question I had asked earlier.  We definitely know how to call the Hogs here.  We can do the H-O-G-S! chant here.  Hell, with the band we can start up “William Tell” (one of my favorites).  As the game progressed and our team still losing, actually never having the lead since I showed up, the fans started the customary trickling out of Bud Walton Arena (which I have a problem with too, but not addressing at this time).  

As I was probably the only person in the stands - I failed to mention that I was in the nosebleed section of the arena, looking down at the lively band/student section below - that knew how to “William Tell” it (and did, twice) I wondered, “if I weren’t a student, would I still be doing this?”  At what point do former students stop the crazed and whacked out chants for their team and merely sit on their butts during a time-out.  At what point of my life will I look back at the student section and think their jumping up and down is crazy?  Right now, I love the passion that student-fans have for their team probably because that’s all students really care about.  When I’m an alumni with a job and family, hopefully the latter being not so soon, will I care less?  Probably yes, eventually.  Calling the Hogs seems to be the only acceptable form of displaying fan-hood at any age.  

But if that’s the case, we need to open up more seats for the student-section so that at least 1/3 of the arena can William Tell their hearts out, while the other 2/3 sit there and reminisce.





How I Would Change Arkansas Razorback Football

30 10 2008

1) Offense: Throw More Passes Deep.

It doesn’t matter that the man under center has two left arms, and wouldn’t be able to pick out our receivers if they were girls in bikinis running routes. It doesn’t matter that we’re in the Run-Dominant Division of the NCAA. As long as we keep the defense honest and make them think we have a possible deep pass threat, the running game will then begin to open up.
1B) Hold open try outs for a QB that can throw the ball 60+ yards, then only put him in the game when we decide to run a deep pass play. Then after he throws a couple deep passes, call a running play just to keep the defense on their toes. Rinse, repeat, and we have a new starting quarterback.

2) Defense: Maintain a Cover-2 Defense.

This means have TWO safeties COVERING the receiver’s deep routes so that our Cornerbacks aren’t alone when they get beat on a deep pass. Misery Loves Company.

3) Front Office Public Relations:  More Community Outreach.

At the Ole Miss game it didn’t take long for me to notice that I missed the memo by not wearing a black shirt.  At first glance I thought I was just sitting behind the “Cool Group” of guys that wear black, yet fashionable, clothes (i.e., Quiksilver hats with no bend in the bill).  Until I looked across the field at the non-student fans that have no sense of connection to University life and realized that more than half of Donald W. Reynolds was filled with black colored shirts too (I never figured out why it was exactly but deduced that it had to be a re-run of last year’s “Black-out” to run out Houston Nutt – which only about a third of the student section actually did).  I would have liked to have been given a flyer or something so I would have known to put my black shirt on.  Hell, when we had a Red-out for a game last year, we were given red shirts!  Yes, I’m a trend follower.

4) Fan-ship:  Change the Culture.

Saturday, my day of firsts.  First the surprisingly successful coordination of fans not just from their choice in clothing, but what were coming out of their mouths.  I never thought we’d call anything else but the Hogs, but the “Bob-by” chants were amazing, albeit it was started to counter the “Houston Nutt” chants from Ole Miss fans (which was the first time Houston has heard his name chanted in DWR, in my 4 years at this school), I think we should be more accustomed to starting chants.  I want to start a “Ca-sey” chant everytime Casey Dick throws into quadruple coverage, or gets picked off and then – to add a knot to the rope – juked out of his double-knotted, no pun intended, shoes from a lineman “Soulja Boy-ing” into the endzone.  The people that were around me during Saturday know what I’m talking about, and again at the Alabama game.  I don’t like being the only one chanting.  I don’t think enough people recognize the “Darr-yl” chants and realize that it’s a chant of discouragement.

“Yes we can!” is a good one too.








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